They say Eskimos have more than 500 different words for snow, and
that the reason for it is because snow is so important to them.
Below is a list of all the different things we call titties. It's
clear from the size and diversity of the list that titties are
pretty important, too.
Technical &
Non-Slang terms
* breasts
* bosom
* bust
* mammaries
* mammary glands
Colloquialisms and slang
More
Commonly Used Slang
* assets
* balloons
* baps
* bazookas
* boobs, boobies
* bristols Cockney rhyming slang
* charlies
* chest cushions
* chesticles
* chubbs
* fun bags
* hooters
* jubbelubs
* jubblies
* jugs
* knockers
* melons
* norks
* pair
* rack
* tits, titties
Slang terms referring
to famous Tittie owners
* Annette Funicellos
* Betty Boops
* Barbeaus
* Dolly Partons
* Eartha Kitts
* Janet Jacksons
* Kelly's Melons
* Locklears
* Pia Zadoras
* Britneys
Names for small
Titties
* ant bites
* bee stings
* carpenter's dream ("flat as a board" - said of flat-chested
women)
* chet-flasted
* empties the (breasts after breastfeeding)
* flat chested
* fried eggs
* ironing board
* mole hills
* mosquito bites
* pancakes
* pin tits
* pirate's dream ("sunken chest" - said of flat-chested
women)
* President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman
with extremely small breasts)
* push-ups
* rosebuds
* surfboard
* tiddly-winks
* two eggs, sunny side up
* two asprin on an ironing board
* washboard
* great American flat-lands
Names for Artificial
Titties
* bolt-ons
* implantits
* falsies
* saline bags
* saline solutions, the
* silicone earmuffs
* silicone sisters
* silicones
* silicone surprise supremes
Tittie Names you
can Write with a Calculator
* 8008 (spells "boob" when typed into
standard calculators, right-side up or upside down)
* 58008 (spells "boobs" when typed upside down)
* 80085 (spells "boobs" right-side up)
* 5318008 (spells "boobies" upside down)
* 55378008 (spells "boobless" upside down)
* 7177135 (spells "titties" right-side up)
* 58008.618 (spells "Big boobs" upside-down)
* 819.80085 (spells "big boobs" right-side up)
* 8008135 (spells "boobies" in leet)
